While I still need to write a post about my stay in Cape Town, I thought I would continue first with my religious thread. This last Saturday, the 25
th, I was invited and accompanied by my "cousins", who live here in Gaborone, to attend the ordination of the new
Bishop of Gaborone. These are the cousins of my host family in
Mochudi. My female cousin,
Lapo, has been a big fan and great friend of mine here in the city. She is currently on the job hunt, whereas her brother,
Tshepo, is studying graphic design at
Limkokwing University. The best part about visiting my cousins is that they live on the railroad tracks, and I get to walk along and over rails frequented by aging, blue-and-white passenger cars and,
occasionally, trains heaping with coal.
My uncle, their father, is a foreman for the railroad and he showed me the massive, outdated panels used. Th
ey looked like the command center in Apollo 11. As for the rest of the family, I don't exactly know their names, occupations, or even their relation to me. My aunt (pictured with me, left) is a reserved, but cheerful woman. Every time I visit my cousins' house in Gaborone, all the neighbors (whom I've never met) yell from their respective "backyards" (read: hardened red dirt with the occasional weed, which is merely a plant out of place, as my boss always told me), "Michael is here!"
On more than one occasion I have been asked in
Setswana if I am
Lapo's boyfriend/husband/
soul mate . . . to which, I answer dutifully in
Setswana, "
Nyaya,
rra. O
ntsalake."
No, I am her cousin. Very believable I'm sure. In any case, the issue was raised at the grocery store "
Choppies" in my home village of
Mochudi, where I was explaining myself to half the

customers and workers. They laughed and cried when I tried my darnedest to talk my way out of being the best marriage prospect my cousin could have.
Anyway, back to the subject of this blog: the ordination of Bishop Valentine
Tsamma Seane. It was a beautiful Saturday morning, and I took a cab to the bus station and after getting completely lost for twenty minutes, found my way to
home base. In true Botswana fashion, I was told to be there promptly at 8 am and we left around 9:30 am. Thankfully, there was two small breakfasts scheduled in that time.
Shortly before the start time of 10 am we arrived at what appeared to be an airport hangar-cum-cathedral. Rough estimates put the
audience at 7,000 to 8,000, a healthy number for any Catholic event these days. The crowd, as I discovered, came from all over southern Africa: Botswana, a very large
contingent
from Zimbabwe, Namibia and South Africa. Representing every parish and diocese south of the Congo, the mass commenced with a parade of priests and prelates.
The singing was lively, although in perfect Catholic form, dancing was kept to a simple step-slide-step-slide back. A great boon to my religious
Setswana vocab was the thirty-page guidebook to the ordination, which contained all the hymns. Morena, Lord;
Modimo, God. For four and a half hours, we stood, sang, sat, sang, stood, sang (207x).
I tasted my first African
host, although my cousin refrained, admitting she needed to confess her sins first. As most "firsts" in foreign countries require a "monkey see, monkey do" method of observation and instruction, I lost my cultural crutch. Thankfully, Catholic mass is catholic, i.e. universal, just like
KFC and
McDonalds. After a few platonic kisses amongst the holy men, we sang a bit louder in competition with the pouring rain. A
newspaper account had this to say:
"During the proceedings, it started to rain and the masses went wild at the 'coincidence'."
Personally, I think the only 'coincidence' was that sun umbrellas suddenly had a function. A better coincidence was that of the
mass's denouement and the return of clear skies. It was, nonetheless, a wonderful exhibition of Botswana's ability to put on a show replete with spontaneous singing for hours on end. Although I didn't buy any of the
souvenirs (or as they say here, curios) imprinted with the new Bishop's face, I agree with the Sunday Standard's belief that "Catholics in Botswana are not likely to ever forget Saturday, April 25, 2009."
Somewhat
sobering after such a ceremony was news that Bishop
Seane released a statement blasting the use of condoms, saying that Batswana* should stick to the "traditional" ways. It is a large point of contention among all of the faiths here, perhaps more so for the Catholic community, but HIV/AIDS is
plaguing Batswana much more than a crisis of faith or tradition.
Even more sobering is the fact I am leaving on May 14th, in the morning. Until then I only have two finals, one this Friday and one next Tuesday. This weekend four of us will go camping in the Kalahari desert, hoping to spot a lion or a cheetah, and catch a great African sunset one last time. Otherwise, this week is just a lazy week to hang out with friends and buy those last-minute trinkets.
Til my next post, cheers mates!
*Before I typed "that Batswana should stick", I wrote "that
we should stick", signifying either I now self-identify as Motswana or that Catholic indoctrination really works.